When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
mugGet the beat my meat on the toilet seatmug.
a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
by bobso February 21, 2008
mugGet the slapping the fat with my meat salamimug.

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meatmug.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
mugGet the I beat my meat to squid pornmug.

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat
Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat
by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018
mugGet the Ahe ahe I beat my meatmug.

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums
I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍
by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017
mugGet the i beat my daddy's meatmug.

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