My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!
All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!
All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019
After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.
by THE REAL JULIA March 20, 2007
Try me fucker
Try me. I am stronger than ever and stronger than you ever will be
If you fuck around with me ever again watch out because I have a fucking power in me that can Destroy you. So I would rather not mess with me. Or you may find yourself waking up to have a testicle and 3 times less the fucking trash talk you have now. Touch my friends and family and I will rip you to shreads you fucking demented leprechaun
If you fuck around with me ever again watch out because I have a fucking power in me that can Destroy you. So I would rather not mess with me. Or you may find yourself waking up to have a testicle and 3 times less the fucking trash talk you have now. Touch my friends and family and I will rip you to shreads you fucking demented leprechaun
by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
Someone who wants to experience sex with a same sex partner without any commitment to 'the act', yet usually claiming to be a bi sexual but normally really a bored straight person wanting whatever they lack in their day to day lives.
So is 'X' into women now then, seeing that she slept with that out and proud 'Y'? No, she is back with men, she was only a bi-try
by Daffers October 27, 2008
A person who spends all their time and effort trying to look cool and to be accepted by their peers, but they always end up looking hugely stupid.
.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.
.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.
Ex 1: "Man, I got put into a class with the new chick. She copies everyone, talks really loudly and thinks that all the guys flirt with her. She's such a try-tard."
Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."
Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."
by Question? July 15, 2009
by Virendar September 27, 2011
This is definitely a beer pong/beirut term. It's used as a challenge at the end of the game (depending on the region, and the house rules of the table).
by Matt A. Brown July 30, 2006