nobsticle

A nobsticle is a obsticle for a knob who keeps falling off the obsticle.

"A nobsticle course = an obsticle course for nobs that keep falling off the obsticles!!!"

by The bored swamp monster January 20, 2005

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Nophisticate

Someone who in trying to prove that they are sophisticated actually proves the opposite.

"I'm drinking Santana Champ 'cos it's so crisp"

"He's a total nophisticate"

"She has nophisticated taste"

by Futumsh June 19, 2009

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Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013

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