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Chicken Nipples 

What they serve in the school's cafeteria, McDonalds, Burger King, and anywhere else;

Disguise name is chicken nuggets, is literally chicken's nipples, not nuggets.
Boy : Wow ! These deluxe chicken nuggets are delicious !
Boy 2 : Hey, did you know that their really called chicken nipples !?
Boy : Uhm..excuse me I need to use the bathroom really quick..
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Ninja Nipples 

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.
We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!! 

A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

Man nipples 

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.
Man nipples by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

iron nipples 

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather
It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!
iron nipples by Macktown July 18, 2018

ipod nipples 

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.
"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."
ipod nipples by Woobers June 9, 2009

itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating
I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself
itchy nipples by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010