Murray

The promised land. The castle. The haven of engineers and non-engineers alike.

Jake: Hey man, where are you going tonight?

Tom: I’m going to a y2k mixer at Murray!

Jake: Sounds like a good time. I’ll see you there for a few minutes before I leave to FaceTime my girlfriend.

by the_best_engineer December 6, 2025

murray kentucky

An unusually boring town in the middle of nowhere. Although the town lacks anything fun or interesting the population still proceeds to think they're the best people in the Northern Hemisphere. If the town wasn't bad enough, it's the people that call it home that make this city especially terrible. All the white people think they are black and all the African-American people overcompensate for this inner desire to be black, within an especially white town, by being especially obnoxious. If your typical white iPhone isn't filled to the brim with some ghetto music you're probably classified under the category of a nerd or a Jesus lover. Even though this town, being typically country, is filled with church goers, it's almost impossible to find someone who actually follows all the rules of Jesus. They are all fakes who try to pretend they are better than everyone else, when in reality they all suck. Considering this town is typically classified as Southern, you can find the population migrating to some dirty lake during the summer months and can be found listening to a terrible country playlist. The rich people in town can be found on Instagram bragging about some vacation to Panama City or Disney World, as those are the only 2 places people from Murray travel to. If you are thinking about moving to Murray, first of all how the hell did you find this shithole on a map? Second, don't unless you want to live here for the rest of your live in a perpetual cycle of terribleness.

Normal Person: "Did your ipod just switch from Florida Georgia Line to Jesus music to 2PAC?"
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."

by John Booty April 29, 2014

Murray Kentucky

A little town with some big residents. They all want to be black it's wonderfully gay.

Guy: Why are you doing the nae nae?
Murray Citizen: Because I'm from Murray Kentucky!

by TheyCallMeHumpty21 January 9, 2015

Murray Franklin

An awful person. One of the most popular talk show hosts of 1980s. He dies at the end of Joker.

Arthur Fleck: You're awful Murray
Murray Franklin: Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
Arthur: Playing my video, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em
Murray: You don’t know the first thing about me pal.

by a member of the society November 1, 2019

murray dean

may even be da coolest hotest thug who is a dream boat

the best looking porn star in da world

by muz da gangsta November 6, 2003

Murray cod

To go on the nod, be it from heroin or another drug.

Jeff had a hit of heroin and now he's gone on the Murray cod.

by D` March 29, 2008

Murray Ball

Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.

Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.

by SBPappa September 7, 2018