by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
Get the Mooping mug.An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.
by boyzRhot December 29, 2009
Get the mooking mug.by p12etty July 20, 2008
Get the mooning mug.To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
Get the Monging mug.a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH
"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"
by donkeypuncherspetersfield branch June 1, 2004
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The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
by MoLetalis March 26, 2010
Get the mooning-kick mug.When a friend of yours tells you something you really dont care about and dont know what to say. You scream SMOOGIN MOOGIN and pretend to be excited for them.
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