Montana

the most boring state which is the most forgettable state in the united states, where hillbilly's and mormons build their sheds on the mountain tops and heard goat and buffalo. You usually never hear about it. As well lacks many food places like subway and popeyes and their is a McDonalds every 2 miles rather than 1 mile everywhere else in the world.

john: hey I'm headed to montana
Kyle: HA! Don't die of boredom

by joeman145 October 9, 2011

Montana

Prime dental floss growing country

I might be movin' to Montana soon just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

by EmperorPilaf88 March 4, 2008

Montana

Definition of a whore...

Katie- OMG! Jordan did you see what that new chick was doing in homeroom?
Jordan- Yeah! it was so skanky! she is such a montana!

by Atlluvver February 16, 2009

Montana

An extremely good friend, that can tie you into knots sometimes but at the end of the day she is an amazing person to have in your life.

Man she's definitely a montana

by Ndgdjssjgx4476 June 15, 2018

Montana

A 30-day month. Derived from the Greek use of the lunar calendar.

Today marks the 3rd Montana of the year.

by Xagdkiab June 20, 2020

Montana

A very upfront male. Destined to be a police officer. HAHA Montana

-You see that guy over there?
-Yeah, he looks fierce!
-Yeah.. he's so a Montana

by Chantarah February 19, 2009

Montana

A very boring state unless you are Native or are frends wit a Native. That is basically the only way to have any fun here.

hey man, when i went to Montana it was so boring up until i met a native. boy do they know how to party.

by Thallen August 21, 2008