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Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.
Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.
by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010
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modakin

hillbilly slang for goin relly really fast.
Did you see that Camaro pass that ferrari like it wasn't even movin...that dude was modakin.

Good thing that bear didnt have his radar on, cause I was modakin.

Football player: how bout it coach?
Coach: nice play son! you were modakin! I dont even think that D-Tackle saw ya!
by countryboy40 March 25, 2009
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moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.
James is a moranic squat job.
by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016
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Moaning

To produce a low-pitched sound of agony, usually when in pain or distraught. Likely the person is in an extremely painful situation as people don’t likely moan during pain.
Person 1: *Moaning*
Person 2: stop moaning
Person 1: i am in great pain
Person 2: oh ok
by Qwertyytrewqss August 15, 2023
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Hudson Mcdaniel

He is bad at sports but's love history is not gay and if you are gay you can scratch that you will be friends with him. He also fought a fat ass gay boy and if a teacher and boy didn't come and save him he would been dead.
You wear glassed and talk about history a lot, you must be hudson mcdaniel
How u know
Because you wear glasses and talk about russia to much and you also are bad at sports sorry but true
by Feefisofi February 27, 2022
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the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).
the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again
by Flurriex February 21, 2022
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paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel Normally 4 foot 7 inches, he will kick kids named konnor butts if you make him mad,he will grow up to be a billionaire, Will not do drugs. Has the best looking girl in the grade, gas the best looking parents and siblings, normally carts the biggest dong.
by Coldsteel_MAC November 7, 2017
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