It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.
"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."
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Petunia discovered that the hair was indeed attached, and by attempting to pluck it from Benjamin's jacket, she had unhinged his "moustache comb-over" exposing a great, shiny bald head.
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"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"
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