Momstache

The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.

My mom has been so busy, she hasn't had time to wax her Momstache.

by GVenMusson January 07, 2016

Petrifry

An old, stray French Fry usually found while cleaning out one's car.

I found a Petrifry in my car last evening that has to be at least 10 years old.

by GVenMusson February 03, 2010