mishing

When you are absolutely destroying your opponent at a game (usually pokemon) or you are destroying them irl. Commonly used by elite pokemon players.

I'm mishing you so fucking hard it is 6-1.

by week4hoh April 7, 2019

missingmyselena

THE BEST TIKTOKER EVER they’re always so nice AND she’s stunning they’re rlly good to their fans their pronouns are She/they

They’re amazing. They’re pretty. Beautiful. Handsome. Missingmyselena is awesome

by elegance.ari July 5, 2021

Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

Megan Is Missing

A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.

Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.

by bunnyhrt January 23, 2022

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

missing link

See: George W. Bush

Hey look! We found the missing link between humans and monkeys!

by DragonAtma August 24, 2006