miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.

I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.

by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023

Miser-Dick

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.

Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.

"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"

by mccultydeath March 11, 2008

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

by urban sam June 30, 2007

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.

That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.

by LRRS October 16, 2006

Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan

Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty

by No show April 14, 2014