Merkerson

Large and in charge. A being of pure awesomeness sometimes compared to Thor in terms of relative power. Due to his ability to radiate pure awesome power it is necessary to wear sunglasses in his presence.

That dude is a total Merkerson

by Magatoonie November 25, 2021

Merkeb

Like the name he is a ship to everyone around him to get away from there problems. He is some one you can rely on, a shoulder to cry and always there for you.

Merkeb is loving, generous, selfless and hardworking boy

by BzD,7 November 28, 2021

A merker

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.

Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.

by mesofunny July 3, 2014

Mernkey

N; a monkey and a mermaid. To become one you have to eat a poisonous fish. If it is not a poisonous fish then you will become a furry. No one wants that. We need more Mernkey's in the world. MAKE FURRY'S GO AWAYYYY.

"I hate furry's, I wanna become a Mernkey"
"Hey bob is that a mernkey"?

by nat the mernkey January 25, 2019

Merley

Merley is a very tuff girl likes to talk a lot but she is the realist girl you will ever meet she may seem like a smart and nice kid but once you met her and her to know her she is a bad kid she does not put up with fake girls merley well act like she does not care but deep down she loves you and cares about you

Merley she is nice and mean she is a Libra she can fight she wins 🥰

by Merley November 5, 2019

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary

I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past

by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003