The best ship in the world. It will never sink for as long as it sails
Mersey will never sink!!!!
by Acewolfotaku September 6, 2017
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a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
by Jules the King January 9, 2004
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Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction
Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)
I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!
by ExpertFisher June 12, 2012
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A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past
by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003
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The best place in Stockport, also a lot better than any of the other Heatons e.g Heaton Moor, Heaton Chapel and Heaton Norris.
Wow John, i'm really glad we don't live in Heaton Norris, Heaton Mersey is so much better.
by residentofcheshire August 18, 2010
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