Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

Mersey by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

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mersey

The best ship in the world. It will never sink for as long as it sails

Mersey will never sink!!!!

mersey by Acewolfotaku September 6, 2017

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mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

Mersey Tunnel by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)

I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!

Mersey Trout by ExpertFisher December 14, 2012

Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary

I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past

Mersey Goldfish by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003

mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey

oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.

mersey marsbar by karlitto December 22, 2008

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