Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

mersey

The best ship in the world. It will never sink for as long as it sails

Mersey will never sink!!!!

by Acewolfotaku September 06, 2017

mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 09, 2004

Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)

I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!

by ExpertFisher December 14, 2012

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary

I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past

by Seedy Ron June 06, 2003

Heaton Mersey

The best place in Stockport, also a lot better than any of the other Heatons e.g Heaton Moor, Heaton Chapel and Heaton Norris.

Wow John, i'm really glad we don't live in Heaton Norris, Heaton Mersey is so much better.

by residentofcheshire August 18, 2010