Maxwell

From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.

"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"

by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017

Maxwell

The unfortunate formation of "max" and "well" ultimately meaning "extreme faggot."

You see the guy over there wearing those skinny jeans? He's such a Maxwell.

You never did that before you Maxwell.

I sense a Maxwell everyone run.

DOTOR: Sorry to tell you this but you in the third most deadly and incurable stage of Maxwellness. You are expected to remain straight for 2 more hours then all hope will be lost for you.

by Truth Teller 3000 August 11, 2009

Maxwell

He is a great guy but he cheats. He is handsome and very smart. He is an overall lady killer

Maxwell is my friend

by Llkksss November 16, 2017

Maxwell

how to describe someone who only thinks of themselves and whenever you think that they are helping you they are really just planning how to make something in THEIR lives better; an egotistical person

He just made me cry just to make himself feel better, he is so Maxwell!

by Alli Mae January 26, 2006

maxwell

another word for pot belly

"woah did you see that fat maxwell orford"
"he has a maxwell orford"

by hotsexbunny October 04, 2008

Maxwell

When people see him they say “his cock is too big for me😞” everyone thinks he’s sexy as fuck and he is very smart and sexy and probably fucked your sister “I don’t have a sister” you say, well you will soon and she’s gonna have a big cock just like Maxwell.

“I died from Maxwells cock entering me”

by Jhonwick78 January 12, 2021

Maxwell

A guy who's really broke and judges people based on their Instagram followers.

He also begs for money from girls

Girl : what's up ?

Boy: I saw a Maxwell across the street

If you offend someone, Maxwell for forgiveness

by Ttlymemes March 09, 2018