maltezianist

A member of the famous religion "Maltezism", in which malt is worshipped.

Person 1: Why is this guy putting nutella in his ass?
Person 2: Dont mind him, he is a maltezianist and that is part of a ritual

by ilikeboobs69butitsalreadytaken February 22, 2022

Mamutear

Spanish cousin for the word "swap", Meaning to exchange kills with another player for the sake of leveling up faster. Practiced by many players with no particular skill or talent for a game or fat lazy nerds who eat while they play.

"Quien quiere mamutear?"

Traslation : "Who wants to swap?"

by CatalystEffect February 5, 2009

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse

Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!

by SmarteChick December 20, 2016

Mafted

One is too hot.

I'm absolutely mafted.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.

"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."

by Sam Perry December 23, 2007