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mando bong

I found a mandarin and made a quick mando bong
by MandoMan111 September 1, 2017
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A Mando Aldana

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market
Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws
by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022
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mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!
I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!
by Janers January 30, 2021
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Mando

Mando is a sweet girl. Mando loves to play with her friends online. The only friends she’ll ever have that’s actually real is her best friends. Mando always thinks she’s fat and ugly but she does not know many people support her. She’s the therapist in every situation, taking care of people who don’t really deserve it either. Most people think Mando is a bully and a judgmental person but when they really get to know her she’s such a wonderful ball of joy. Mando is great to be around. She is very loyal and if she were to be your girlfriend you would probably have a stable relationship. She’s gone through some horrible stuff in the past, mando wants to hide from everyone but can’t leave anybody. She has the kindest mind ever. She would die for her best friends, they have helped her through so much. Mando is really someone you want to be friends with. She seems alright most of the time but nobody really knows what happened..
Mando is a gentle butterfly
by Vanitytheoneandonly August 19, 2024
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Mando Hando

When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."
"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."
by C. BlaSty April 4, 2023
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Mando simp

someone who love the Mandalorian way to much
hey look mr mando is a mando simp
by Someone not named gnome December 3, 2021
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