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long con

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'
by An observant human being, June 30, 2015
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Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.
1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"
by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011
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So long gay bowser

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.
by datboi101lol March 15, 2021
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One arm as long as the other

Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin
Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"

John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"

Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"
by farkell August 21, 2011
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So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin
by beattie April 11, 2005
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“Hos long to die in cold”

How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.
JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.
by Canton MA July 14, 2023
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Longbottom Leaf

The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing
Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
by Frodo son of Drogo April 16, 2011
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