cocksmith

one who makes or repairs cocks.

"why i happen to know a frenchman down by the old parlor who is said to be the greatest cocksmith in the land, his name spoken far and wide for he wields a cock with a swan like grace"

by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006

cocksmith

a bad fucking hand job of a person.

That fag is such a cocksmith, Krirstie Alley wouldn't even blow him.

by Kelly Colangelo May 27, 2006

CockSmith

A dirty miserable old man who finds pleasure in drinking his life away in a dirty miserble old bar where the bartender is older than God and dogs roam free. Beware the Cock Smith

The CockSmith is at the Home Tavern.

by STT December 9, 2008

Cocksmith

-One who is in the profession of making dildos/cocks.
-Crafter of dildos/cocks.

1.I left my dildo at the office, I have to go to the cocksmtih to purchase a new one.
2. The cocksmith can make any color, shape or size dildo.
3. My dildo broke upon entry to the whole, I have to place an order with the cocksmith to get a new one.

by Timothy Kelly April 15, 2008

locksmithing

When a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the vagina with your hands first in order to "free the lock"

Larry's dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends vagina so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.

"Hey bro, Cathy was so tight last night... I was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen"
"What did you do?"
"We'll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing"
"Genius bro"

by LordBabylon August 9, 2016

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Cocksmith

Derived from the word blacksmith a worker of metal. Cocksmith is someone who's loves the penis, often used as an insult towards a mate that may or may not be gay.

Barry you are a Cocksmith. A Smith of the cock .

by Juice13 January 10, 2015