non-linear

Exhibiting a sudden change of personality, from one extreme to another.

1. Man I be workin' the honey when she went non-linear on my ass.

2. Dis bitch be talkin' fly an stuff when all of a sudden she went non-linear 'bout her job n' shit. Know what I'm sayin' ?

by Slim Shady April 8, 2005

linebacker

A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate

I tried to talk to the hottie in the red dress but the linebacker stopped me dead in my tracks.

by Adam Durant March 6, 2008

Lineage2

A MMORPG with a good clan system, mass events like castle siege and dragon raids, good 3D engine, beautiful female humans, pretty female elves and sexiest female dark elves, impressive music.

On the North American servers, it's full of scams, deceit, hacks, abuse of trust, war, adena farmers, whiners, 6 year old GMs that are outsourced from China.

On the Japanese servers, it's full of love and peace.

You go now! Rang Rang! PK! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

by wyred September 7, 2004

LINETS

A story telling element in many forms of fiction, usually a story produced by a large, soulless studio or was never thought out that much in the first place, that means
Love
Interest
Non-
Essential
To
Story
meaning a character that has little to no personality or backstory in the plot and whose only purpose is to be a nice compliment to the protagonist.
This phrase was first coined by the Nostalgia Chick in her review of Dragonheart.

The red haired girl in the film Dragonheart is LINETS

by Taxrenn March 3, 2011

linsta

A Lifting (or other types of Working out) Instagram where posts are exclusively oriented and related to health and exercise

"Yo bro how was your workout?"
"Check the Linsta"

"Yo bro how much weight did you max at?"
"Check the Linsta"

by Linsta Founder L July 1, 2017

linear jerk

mutual masterbation, a variation on circle jerk

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.

by Hizo October 8, 2006

Lineage 2

Ok, this is a fuckin awesome game. Even a complete idiot can see that.

Now for the idiots who had never played a mmorpg before L2, consider this:

1.NCsoft doesnt care about american customers (or anyone who speaks english).
2. NCsoft has shutdown all the decent help websites so you have to by their guide.
3. NCsoft preferrs chinese farmers over real customers (you know the botters, they guys who say "rang rang!" and then kill you and steal your items?)
4. Griefing very easy (and so I proved when i left the hindemith server)
5. They really dont care to make you happy, they want your money and they know you will pay because your a fuckin retard.

So please, just stop. Play a freeshard. More uptime and GMs who speak english

Guy 1: Haha, this GM is a fuckin retard!
Guy 2: True, but I deleveled 10 bots today.
Guy 1: No fuckin way!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I got my best character removed for it. They said I was causing them "economic problems".

by Fake Name December 7, 2004