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lexia core 5

a stupid website where kids go to "read" and instead get anxious cause the narrator won't shut up
teacher: kids, it's t5me to do Lexia core 5!! kids: NOOOOO NO WHHYYYYYY- EEEEENNNDD THIIIIIIIS AAAAAAAAAH teacher: uuuh
by your big brain buddy May 18, 2021
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lexicunt

At Long Beach State University in California, a group of English Literature majors of the class of 1994 took to calling girls who were rather stupid, but threw around large words, often incorrectly used and pronounced, as a means to appear smarter than they actually were "lexicunts."
It's a cross between the word lexicon, which basically means 'a group of words one knows', and cunt, which is a derogatory word for female used to express hatred.
This group of english majors thought they were extremely clever, and others aparently thought they were, too, because the term is used among english majors to this day, although now it is used to denote "any english major (male or female) who is not particularly bright, but knows a lot of big words."
The other day, Jimmy said, and I quote, "The third floor study hall of the library is the last bastion of quietude, a paradox of virtually uninhibited sofa chairs." what a lexicunt. He should just drop out of school.
by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005
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Lexify

to bring color and/or excited energy into the universe; positive vibez my guy
We need to LEXIFY her closet ASAP!
by longduckdawn April 1, 2019
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Sexy Lexie

A nickname for an extremely hot girl with any of the following names:
Alexa, Alexis, Alexandria, Alexandra, Alex, Alexia, Lexie, Lexis, or Lexi.

This nickname can only be given to a girl if she is at least a 9.5 on the scale of sexiness.
Wow, did you see the new girl Alexa? She is so hot, I nicknamed her Sexy Lexie.
by Fredrich September 11, 2006
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The Shelly-Lexi

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.
Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011
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Lexine

Pronounced Lex-een, adjective; noun

1. A compliment, a flawless girl that you are in love with.
-You are such a Lexine, and I want you to be mine.

2. A quiet girl with glasses who often dyes her hair. Usually watches anime and loves the computer, though isn't a weaboo
-A Lexine is the kind of friend I'd want to have!

3. A girl who would make a perfect housewife. Loves to sew, cook, clean.
-My girlfriend is such a Lexine! I swear I'll marry her!
Josh: Hey, Lexine!

Sarah: My name's not Lexine!

Josh: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you fool!
by ImCanadia! December 1, 2011
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Lexington Steele

American male porn actor.

Famous for his 11" black cock.
Lexington Steele is known for screaming loudly when he cums.
by porn-o-lord February 21, 2009
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