foot lettuce

The result of putting ones foot or feet in lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce , the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A four Chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. Admittedly he had shoe's on but that's even worse."

by Jefferson Jeff February 01, 2018

frosty lettuce

Having great flow/hair. Originally used for hockey players.

"TJ Oshie is has frosty lettuce"

by GoCats27 February 23, 2016

devil lettuce

Marijuana

Them damn wippersnappers smoking that devil lettuce down the street again , Margret!

by Kype November 24, 2015

Lettuce Be Cereal

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

by DaUsualCrew December 28, 2011

crunchy lettuce

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.

The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.

by AlexTheDefiner February 03, 2017

hippie lettuce

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

lucifer's lettuce

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

by big baby jesus. September 11, 2007