Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce
John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!
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Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch
"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"
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