Definitions by Charkuma

Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch

"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"

Lettuce by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Ranch 

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

Ranch by Charkuma August 29, 2018