julian lennon

John Lennon's first son. Never really spent time with his father. Paul McCartney was more like a father to him but is still a Lennon and deserves the millions of dollars that Yoko Ono has. His half bother Sean Lennon should be thrown in jail for all the attention and money he stole away from Julian. Julian also has musical ablilties which he proved in the album Valotte.

Julian Lennon's childhood was broken because his father was not around to comfort him.

by Old Flat Top July 28, 2008

Lebron James

When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.

Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland

by Douche__bag July 11, 2014

Lebronsexual

Extreme lovers of NBA player Lebron James who think he can do no wrong. These lovers of Lebron James consider him be the "great"

They have a serious man crush on Lebron James to the point where they would love to perform homosexual acts on him! They consider anyone who criticizes anything about Lebron a hater and they become emotionally distraught over any criticism of their man crush Lebron. They become outraged to the point that they lose all sense of logic and are unable to use reason performing illogical acts of savagery.

The likelyhood of a lebronsexual assaulting you or even murdering you is extremely high.
Lebronsexuals believe that Lebron lowering his shoulders and running defenders over with said shoulder and pushing defenders off with his weak hand as he runs defenders over on his way to the basket is classic basketball.

How many men can honestly say they are lebronsexuals

by Gillie24 June 15, 2018

lebron jizz

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.

Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.

by jonsjeans August 1, 2016

LeBron numbers

Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.

“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet”

“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”

“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”

by hate_gt May 31, 2023

John Lennon

John Lennon was not a god. He was an artist. He made it clear to his listeners that he was not god and anyone who believed in worship was stupid for doing so. He was a very talented musician, song writer, singer, producer...ect. He inspired peace and love; however, John was a very violent man in real life. He left his first wife Cynthia Powell for Yoko Ono and many people believe she was the reason the beatles broke up. This is stupid. Although Yoko added tension and may have been a contributer to the break up..nothing lasts forever. It was definately time for John and the rest of the group to move on with their lives. John loved Yoko more than anything and if you can't respect that than you obviously don't respect him.

John Lennon was pretty chill.

by lkhdvgf September 27, 2005

Lennonism

To live you live according to the teachings of the late prophet John W. Lennon. This is living your life in peace, wishing Peace on others, and living your life in love no matter how unpopular this is. Also, this lifestyle/religion encourages you to live life how you want, not how others tell you.

Do everything for peace, piss for peace, go to school for peace, or don't go to school. Just everything you do, do it for peace. Hair Peace, Bed Peace! Lennonism!!

by JohnWLennon June 3, 2010