getting a length from

By using the idea that a manhood has 'length', then this unit of measurement can be used to describe the act of sexual intercourse in terms of the number of 'lengths' used in the act.
To 'get a length from' someone would be receiving sexual action.
this can be expanded to getting yards based on the fact that most lengths are measured in inches.

"I've been getting a length from that hot bloke I met at the nightclub last week"

"did you hear that Susan has been getting a length from Tom?"

by wazgilbert May 4, 2008

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

length monster

It is a lenghty Chilly CHesse DOg with fries on the top.

Wanna come by my house my bomie made a length monster for the both of us.

by BIg juicyboy6677 January 19, 2018

douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .

by Cuckatron October 1, 2017

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020