Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.

Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)

by Chimkn May 24, 2022

Klaus Iohanis

some(Romanian) President that has a lot of houses and talks about online school.
Gets money and the population is poor asf

did u heard what the President Klaus Iohanis said?
no cuz im deaf

by The ugly blue man February 2, 2021

Kwanza Klaus

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Klaus

1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.

Greetings, my name is Klaus.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

Krause

To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine

Did you see him Krause into that beemer?

by notakrause June 22, 2017

Klaus

The undisputed Top Dog of the City of Bath. A Legend renowned for his charisma, rowdiness and skill as a hype-man. Klaus has singlehandedly popularised phrase such as "Raaaah" "Very chillin" and "get cunted"

Klaus can also be used to describe something or someone that is cool or boss.

Klaus: "Raaaaah, let's get cunted off our nuts tonight lads!!"
Hyped up Friends: "Yeah Yeah Klaus let's Avit you siikkunt!!"
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"shit man, you banged Jessica?, that's so Klaus."

by killersoup1 December 25, 2017

Klaus

The name of the talking German fish on the hit TV comedy American Dad!.
He was originally a German man, but was eventually turned into a fish by the CIA then Stan took him in. He now lives with Stan and the rest of his family. Despite his delightful personality (filled with multiple funny German words to ease the audience during moments on tension in the show), Klaus is basically universally hated and is often told to shut up despite his keen knowledge, good ideas, and helpful advice.
He is also in love with Francine, Stan's wife, and he is orange.

Klaus: (attempts to give good advice to whomever during an episode)
Francine, Roger, Steve, Stan, Hayley, or any other person in the cast of American Dad!: "Shut up, Klaus."

by yesiwatchamericandad January 6, 2013