Kade

Kade is a crackhead. He is strange, weird, and funny at the same time.
"Kade give me my backpack back!"
*weird animal noises*
by Animelover369 October 19, 2019
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Kade

He is a fucking faggot. He has blonde hair, kinda tall, and is super skinny. He tries to get girls but his dick is non existent. Thats why he is now gay because he likes it in the bum.
Fuck Kade stop taking it in the ass again.
by Kades daddy June 03, 2019
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Kade

He is a whore an ass hat and a fuck up. The kind of guy the will die alone and never be loyal.
I can’t believe you just pulled a Kade.
by Max Bailey May 16, 2019
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dirty kade

the act of shoving smooth rocks into ones anus and then watching them shoot them out like a cannon.
did you hear what oakley did last night i heard he did a dirty kade.
by penispoobumhole69 May 22, 2020
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Arthur Kade

1. Internet Villain Douche. Supreme Douche of the Universe. In 2009 created a blog about his self-described "Journey", referring to his inevitable rise to fame as an actor and his greatness at getting chicks, specifically chicks that he deems are "9's or 10's. In 2009 he surpassed John Edward as greatest douche in the universe. 99% of comments on his blog explain his doucheyness buy the doucheness has reached such critical mass it is incapable of self-awareness.

2. n. complete douche; any person who by general consensus is a complete cheese dick that is unaware of their douchy effect on others, e.g. making others so angry and disappointed in the level of doucheyness that this new asshole has reached that it results in an utter loss of faith in mankind.

3. n. Any delusional internet faggot persona who thinks they are great and admired by others when in reality they make others want to commit collective suicide in horror.
Man that guy is such an Arthur Kade; he actually thinks people read his blog in earnest interest when really they are glued like accident bystanders to the sheer doucheyness of the faggot.

"John has reached the point of a douche intervention from his friends. His Arthur Kadeyness has reached such a point he no longer understands that talking about himself in the 3rd person and how many 9's and 10's he fucks not even Tucker Max could compete in internet blog arrogant doucheyness. Fuck that Kade faggot."
by The Douche Hunter September 27, 2009
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The Kade Effect

The effect causing people to not finish single player video games due to the ease of access to said video games. Often caused by the purchase of games by ones parents.
Bro I think my friend has The Kade Effect, he never finished Spiderman.
by MasonGrylls December 18, 2019
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kade is gay

All people named Kade are gay. Kade is just naturally attracted to men.
by Kadelikesmen April 25, 2017
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