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Joonatan

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.
by Whereismydad October 22, 2018
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Jonathan

An extremely attractive person know to have muscles and guns. The creator of the pork chop o stick's name was Jonathan Martin. Jonathan derives from the names jo and nathan when they had word intercourse and had a baby named jonathan. Jonathan is the name of the world's most interesting man. Jonathan ca be called John and nathan.
Girls- wow jonathan nice abs
Jonathan- what my eight pack naaah.
by coachkhater September 2, 2012
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Jonathan

1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages.

They are prone to not wearing socks.
Girl: Wow, he is so cute!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.
by PaperbackWriter. August 27, 2010
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jonathaned

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn
Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.
by manuspanus December 29, 2010
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jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !
by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020
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jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.
I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet
by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022
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Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.
Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)
by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021
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