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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
by Ben Garrison's Dictionary January 5, 2018
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Johnny Orlando

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend
by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019
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John Roberts Laws

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.
Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.
by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014
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johnlloyd

Johnlloyd is such a handsome, smart, and kind. He is cold to everyone except for his one and only love. He's such a childish and adorable. He has abs, great muscles and great stamina. He is not very formal in wearing clothes and always wears jacket. He's trustworthy and respectful. He's loyal, lovable, likes to cuddle and a funny guy. He's not talkative in just someone he's not comfortable at. The most reliable man. Johnlloyd is the only one true love, if some johnlloyd loves you, don't let go of him, he is so loyal and best lover but sometimes you'll get annoyed of him being childish.

Johnlloyd is so special.

-isa
Oh it's johnlloyd, he's cold as ever.

Yeah but I heard he's loyal

Johnlloyd is handsome too but only hard to approach.
by Reallyphsycho June 10, 2021
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Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022
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John Duane

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
by wheyprotein December 20, 2013
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Johnlock

The gay ship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC's show Sherlock. It's quite popular, and most people in the fandom ship it.
Sigh, Johnlock is so cute. Why isn't it canon yet!?!
by Septiplierherself May 19, 2016
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