When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
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Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.
Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?
by nickolas16z October 9, 2018
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by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021
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This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
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Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.
by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011
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