Jizzkerchiefs

To help fap with your fanny. The name was invented by Auntie Mabel on the BBC TV Programme 'Come Outside'.

Auntie Mabel: "Jizz in the bag, jizz on the wrapper. Jizzkerchiefs!"

by Edie Featherstone October 10, 2018

Jizzard

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.

"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"

by CleeTorith February 20, 2023

Jizza

When you jizz on a pizza.

I jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made Jamie eat it. Dude, pizza and jizz? JIZZA!

by MisterGreen January 16, 2011

The Jizzavel

The alter ego to Jason "Jizz" Semedo.

The life of a party type of guy.
A guy that all the ladies love being around to have fun and shit.
Head of his group and entourage

Also known as: Jizzavelli, Jizzavel and Jax J

Damn that must be "The Jizzavel".
Look its Jizzavel!

by Jizzavel Himself January 30, 2010

Jizzaboo

An african-american who has jizz on his body or clothes.

"Yo, my man, I just cummed straight up in da air, I still gots dem jizz in my hair."
"Get outta my face widdat sheeat, Jizzaboo."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!

Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

or

Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006

jizzarific

adj- something that is so terrific that it causes an individual to jizz.

Kim Kardashian is so jizzarific, damn she's is fine.

by J-mon7890 August 23, 2009