IXL

A method of torture used on children from pre-k to 12th grade

usually causes stress suicidal thoughts and strokes
Assigned by teacher's so they can make our lives more miserable

teacher: Why am I going to hell
Angel: because you tortured your students by steady assigning IXL's

by Unkown1 November 30, 2023

IXL

Website designed in hell to get children to rip their hair out and destroy the funded computers schools have so they get more money. This website is a virtual penitentiary but for kids, and for the non-convicted. In some cases this can cause PTSD, suicidal thoughts and going to school under the influence.

“Why is little timmy hitting the school funded computers??? We gotta pay for that shi now!!!!!”
“Oh, it’s that IXL he has to do.”
“Oh, that explains why! He had to be hospitalized because he was diagnosed with depression, PTSD, mood swings, heart attacks, and a brain aneurysm because of it!”

by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 12, 2024

IXL

A stupid motherfucking "education website" that will make you end up feeling suicidal rage by the end of a 10 minute session

"Holy fucking shit why is there dead body bleeding 25 metric tons of blood in front of the prison cell??!?!"

"Oh yeah, the Judge sentenced Jimmy to .00001 milliseconds on IXL"

by Decimus10 January 21, 2024

ixl

how to kill someone from boredom

ixl is so f***ing dumb

by UR A F****R April 19, 2024

Ixl

Bad website. It too frustrating :

Me: AHH IXL TIME

by Elhummer May 3, 2024

IXL

IXL is the worst type of American torture known to man disguised as Ed-Tech, and if you've never used it before, moment of silence. Also, you can never run away from the SmartScore... 😈😈😈

Dave: Give me the launch codes or I'll make you do IXL
Bartholomew: 57436878

by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026

ixl

A fucking dam website that teachers force you to do as they watch you break the computer into bits, because of the repetitive things this bitch ass site, you call "IXL" and trachers say "GET ON IXL from 10 mind" like no bitch the site sucks ass.

hey bro why were you suspended,
Bro: I smashed the computer into bits because of IXL
Me: valid.

by Ayenae May 2, 2025