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A website so shitty that it would be the best thing if someone ddosed ixl, and its $19.95/month to suffer.
Teacher: you have ixl learning for homework.
Ben: oh noes
Four days later...
Josh: Ben, why were you not here for 3 days?
Ben: therapy
Josh: well used betterhelp to do it in an hour
Samuel: wtf whyd you use betterhelp
Teacher: stop going off-topic
Ben: I also got diagnosed with brain damage
Later...
Teacher: why am I going to hell?
God: you made kids do ixl
Ben: oh noes
Four days later...
Josh: Ben, why were you not here for 3 days?
Ben: therapy
Josh: well used betterhelp to do it in an hour
Samuel: wtf whyd you use betterhelp
Teacher: stop going off-topic
Ben: I also got diagnosed with brain damage
Later...
Teacher: why am I going to hell?
God: you made kids do ixl
by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026
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by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026
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