Definitions by ChocoGuy

Privacy

Before the year 2026, privacy was the thing where what you didnt want to shared with the world, it wouldn't be shared, BUT THESE STUPID MOTHERFU- I mean nice guys known as the uk government decided that they wanted all of our data. Now privacy no longer exists

Every company: give us your face or else
Everyone: hell nah
Discord: we just got a data breach
Everyone: rip privacy... and also everyone that signed their life away

Privacy by ChocoGuy June 19, 2026

Burnout

Burnout is like a cliff for your mental health to go off of. It's when you are me- i mean when you're super stressed, tired, depressed, and more. If you are burnt out, or even just depressed, like me, stop grinding ig and go get a therapist. Also just in case, da suicide hotline number is 988, call if you need to.

Worker: Why aren't you happy, Sir CEO? Stop looking depressed!
Steve Jobless: Dawg, I got burnout.
Worker 2: Gimme the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx ma-
Steve Jobless: are you stupid? This isn't the right definition to do this.

Burnout by ChocoGuy May 25, 2026

IXL Learning

A website so shitty that it would be the best thing if someone ddosed ixl, and its $19.95/month to suffer.

Teacher: you have ixl learning for homework.
Ben: oh noes
Four days later...
Josh: Ben, why were you not here for 3 days?
Ben: therapy
Josh: well used betterhelp to do it in an hour
Samuel: wtf whyd you use betterhelp
Teacher: stop going off-topic
Ben: I also got diagnosed with brain damage
Later...
Teacher: why am I going to hell?

God: you made kids do ixl

IXL Learning by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026

IXL

IXL is the worst type of American torture known to man disguised as Ed-Tech, and if you've never used it before, moment of silence. Also, you can never run away from the SmartScore... 😈😈😈

Dave: Give me the launch codes or I'll make you do IXL
Bartholomew: 57436878

IXL by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026