ixl 

A useless, repetitive math website that causes he pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and maybe sometimes, computer damage.

"Dude what happen to your computer?"

"I was on IXL"

"Oh that explains it"

ixl by skjbdisb March 20, 2016

IXL 

A stupid ass website that teachers assign tostudent to make them depressed, stressed, and want to die. For some reason they keep assigning it even though everyone complains about it.

Teacher (walking up to the gates of hell): Why am I in hell Satan, I thought I was a good person?

Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.

IXL by Hijamiha November 7, 2018

Ixl 

A useless website which teachers assign so that way it will "help" children's language arts. After doing this for half a minute, kids usually start cussing at the computer, throwing that chromebook out, pulling your hair, raging, etc.

"Dude, why is that computer beaten up?"
"Oh, I was doing Ixl"

Ixl by AwesomeSparky March 2, 2018

ixl 

this one torture device that your parents and teachers force you to do and they silently watch as you snap the computer in half.

Use if you support cussing, suicidal thoughts, and all things FROM THE PIT OF HELL
p.s. Satan thinks paul mishkin can take over his job in hell.

Child 1: Hey why do you have that Pastor Olukoya prayer book?
Child 2: Im praying out the demons IXL put inside of me.

ixl by IXLSUCKS April 6, 2019

ixl 

A hellish website in which innocent children take it up the ass while other kids pretend to be excited about how many questions they have answered to become teachers’ pets and get “special” treatment. Complete BULLSHIT!!!!

Kid1- Hey I’m in the hospital.
Kid2- Why
Kid1- Attempted ixl

Kid2- Never try that. Ever

ixl by PigeonGaming August 9, 2018

ixl 

The worst study website there is. It is bad thing. It will drive people insane. It leads to people ripping their hair out, stress, yelling, hurting themselves, and sometimes computer disasters.

"Why is all the computers in the computer room damaged?" person one said.

"There were kids on ixl in there." person two said.

"That explains a lot." person one said.

ixl by BHeart June 1, 2017

IXL 

(Noun) A "Educational Learning Program" that makes you want to throw your Dell laptop out the window.

What happened to your laptop?
I was doing IXL.
Oh...

IXL by HipsterHero November 2, 2017