Ixl

A useless website which teachers assign so that way it will "help" children's language arts. After doing this for half a minute, kids usually start cussing at the computer, throwing that chromebook out, pulling your hair, raging, etc.

"Dude, why is that computer beaten up?"
"Oh, I was doing Ixl"

by AwesomeSparky March 02, 2018

Ixl

1. A time when you do something wrong and get hit hard or complete something frustrating and barely get rewarded

2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn

1. Bob: I just ixled

Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled

Randy: go back to the shock theory chair

by Toxicdue October 18, 2017

Ixl

A website that teachers use to anally rape kids with a sledgehammer and make them want to fucking die.

*Principal walks into class*
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL

by thatsuicidalgingercunt February 28, 2019

Ixl

A stupid fucking website that is useless and doesn't teach kids like it promised.

Why did you get a F? You were supposed to learn, not fail.

The fucking ass-like teacher got lazy and assigned us Ixl instead.

Oh that explains it.

by The kid tortured with ixl April 04, 2019

Ixl

An endless torture device that is designed to torture and make kids smash computers to bits.

Hey bob why are all the computers in the world smashed?

Kids were on Ixl.

Oh that explains it.

by The kid tortured with ixl April 04, 2019

Ixl

The worst Fukkin website ever. it gave my fukkin child post dramatic stress disorder

Did you do your fukkin ixl

No fukk that shit

by bob 299867423 March 31, 2022

Ixl

A bad learning-website
IXL (i excel)
School Prison
hateful 1 star App for school who dont read reviews

regrouping subtration? GOD HELP ME being defined as a Corny website.
Ixl.com Dont buy membership! Very stupid website. v_v

by Whatthefudge253535353 March 22, 2022