Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instabort

Similar to facebort, to delte or deactivate your instagram account.

Oh my gosh, I just looked at Kylie's instagram, and I had to instabort!

by iEatDonuts May 18, 2018

Instastache

1. (Noun) A mustache created by the brand Insta

Person a: guess what I got!
Person b: what?
Person a: an instastache!

by Olivia Allcroft June 2, 2018

instapost

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.

Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie

by MKSavior June 22, 2018

instastainable

A lolly pop with flavor

my lolly pop is instastainable.

by Martiney August 4, 2020

instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)

"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"

by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021

Instapussy

When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.

Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!

by Therealguy23 February 7, 2022