Above the Influence

Commercials that try to persuade you not to use drugs, yet some of their concepts seem as if they were indeed drug-induced...

A dog (literally) raising a flag? Aliens? A talking dog? Poetry that makes no sense?

Hmm...

Above the Influence worker 1: Hmm... what should our next commercial feature?
Above the influence worker 2: I don't know... Maybe some weed would spark out imaginations!

by A girl named Lani November 22, 2007

Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.

You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.

by ARBaker August 11, 2011

inflatuated

One who is infatuated with flatulence.

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."

by creative crew January 12, 2009

inflatopants

A specially designed pair of pants that muffles and captures huge volumes of rank flatus passed so that nobody in the immediate vicinity has the slightest clue.

The only down side of wearing inflatopants is that sometimes you wind up looking like a walking dirigible!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

self-inflicted orgasm

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

by inothernews April 8, 2010

social media influencers

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords

Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

by CringeLords January 13, 2017

Under the influence

when you are under the effect of something (such as alcohol or drugs) you are under the influence !

'' I'm Driver under the influence ''

by G. Boppre August 15, 2008