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iPod Transfusion

When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.
Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion
by Ken (and Kat) November 6, 2008
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iPod douche

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.
Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."
by ifuckinghatedouches August 6, 2010
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The Zune to its Ipod

An imitation of something already existing, but is in a lesser form and obviously copying the already existent thing. Can be used for people or things. Used when comparing 2 things Zune to Ipod because the Zune is a mp3 player from microsoft that is obviously trying to be apple's ipod which is already very popular and successful.
Bob has a catch phrase that is "hey whats a happenin in a here." Andy then tried to have a catch phrase that said "hey everybody, how ya doin?" You could say that Andy's catch phrase is the zune to its ipod (its meaning bob's)
by wordman234 April 24, 2011
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ipodyssey

The quest one undertakes to acquire or recover the Apple iPod.
When he first saw the white headphones and chrome plating, he immediately began his iPodyssey that would see him through many Apple Stores and $400 dollars before it was all through.
by dj yellow fever July 7, 2005
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Ipodphobia

The phobia of ipods
"Hey Sara check out this song by the Jonas Brothers, i put it on my ipod"
" holy shit you have an ipod get it away now I'm serious stop, i have ipodphobia"
by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008
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ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods
mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...
by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007
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ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.
Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.
by mattypatty February 12, 2009
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