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head on

A type of headache medicne with those annoying ''Apply directly to the forehead'' commericals. We are not blind, we can clearly see the lady, applying it to her forehead. Recent commercials have usually someone step in the middle of the commerical saying ''Don't you get sick of this?''
head on apply directly to the forehead!
by DizzyLizzy February 23, 2007
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Headen

A mix of head and heaven.

When a girl/boy gives head and it is so good that the one who gets a blowjob feels like he's in heaven.
Dude1: My girlfriend gave me headen last night. I came so fast.

Dude2: Really? I wish my gf would learn how to give headen.
by HeadenGiver March 23, 2020
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Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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head on

The most annoying commercial ever made, repeatitious HEAD ON HEAD, APPLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD. Senseless advertisement, never really explained what it is for, just apply on forehead.
Jake: Hey Nina, have u seen this annoying commercial head on
Nina: Head what!?
Jake: Head On, apply to your forehead
Nina: Apply what to my what!?
Jake: Head On, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Say it again?
Jake: Head on, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Can't hear you, sorry
Jake: You need to apply head on
Nina: Oops no signal, sorry gotta hung up
Jake: Head on!
by Noni Mouse September 12, 2006
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Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass
Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading
by .Avocado July 20, 2010
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botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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headmonster

some who suck on dick alot
by jimmy April 14, 2004
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