hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

Haterater

Hate-er-ate-er
Noun. A person who hates someone or something for a stupid reason.
Haterate-Verb.

Tasha is a haterater because I don't take Biology.
I haterated Miranda because her boyfriend is wierd.

by i will haterate you December 10, 2005

haterade

New energy drink that causes negative "tude" (attitude)
toward others. Especially effective with ex-spouses, mother-in-laws or those you are jealous of!

"You are awfully angry and spiteful, have you been sippin the haterade? In a more extreme situation they would be said to
chuggin the haterade! And the most severe of all cases would refer to straight-shottin the haterade!

by G Hayashi November 14, 2006

Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.

Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.

by Coch0026 May 25, 2014

Haterade

What fuckers and bitches drink when they mad , grumpy, jealous, ungrateful, bothered , caught up , hating ..... etc

I smell that haterade.

by Jayfuckingleen September 4, 2017

Haterade

An alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka mixed in equal proportions to prepared Gatorade sports drink. May alternately be created with large amounts of vodka, Kool-Aid or other drink powder, and possibly water for those with weaker constitutions.

Frank got totally wasted on Haterade last night.

by dethbunny July 16, 2008

haterade

A drink that hateful people drink to make them assholes and bitches

Person to person chugging said drink: You dont have to be hateful. Don't drink the Haterade. It makes you a bitch

by mxntalhospitalpatixnt March 20, 2015