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hammering

Tunes that are 'Well Good'
those tunes are hammering
by Grimmer July 21, 2004
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Jack-hammering

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
by Stoney69 July 5, 2019
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jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
by Mity J October 23, 2006
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proper hammering

1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.
"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."
by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020
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Hamstring

A crude term for "penis".
Girl: I will karate chop you right in the hamstring!
Guy: Jesus, that's a crude term for a penis.
Girl: Omg lol i don't even know what to do with you.
by Dekrepit90 June 9, 2016
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Haytering

the act of entering a friends house, and breaking almost every object that you come into contact with.
also making part inane actions, that really piss everyone off.
Friend 1: Yeah, the party was great! but Friend 3 was haytering!
Friend 2: Like What?
Friend 1: Broke almost everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!

Friend 2: Your a right hayterer!
Friend 3: But, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
Friend 2: AND the toilet flush.
by pooismysnaks. July 25, 2011
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hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.
by spinal365 January 20, 2011
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