Jack-hammering
Jack-hammering by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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Jack-hammering
Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
Jack-hammering by Stoney69 July 5, 2019
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jack hammering
When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
jack hammering by Mity J October 23, 2006
Jack Hammerin
The act of ramming ones erect penis into any type of wall in hopes of getting some sexual pleasure (a not so great substitute for Masturbating)
Fred:"I heard john in his apartment next door doing a chick"
Bob: "John wasn't with a chick last night, his date bailed on him before he could take her to his room"
Fred: "Oh that sucks, he must have been Jack Hammerin the shit out of his wall then"
Bob: "John wasn't with a chick last night, his date bailed on him before he could take her to his room"
Fred: "Oh that sucks, he must have been Jack Hammerin the shit out of his wall then"
Jack Hammerin by RongMan October 9, 2010
Jackhammering
A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
Jackhammering by Lagtx February 24, 2019
jackhammering
A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
jackhammering by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021
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jackhammering by ooma90 January 5, 2008
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