8 definitions by Mity J

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.
Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!
by Mity J October 25, 2006
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A rofl so good, it gives you head too.
Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!
by Mity J October 25, 2006
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When toe fucking a girl you slide in all the way to the ankle. Thus wearing her vagina like an anklet
Sarah is a freak..I can wear her like a beef anklet.
by Mity J October 18, 2006
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The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.
Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.
by Mity J October 18, 2006
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When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.
Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.
by Mity J October 26, 2006
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When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
by Mity J October 23, 2006
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