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Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players
by dildo777 July 15, 2016
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Hammondsport

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.
Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.
by anhportlocal September 21, 2011
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Hamnah

A type of coolness. It is achieved by being an awesome person and amazingly nice to all their friends
On a scale from Miley Cyrus to Hamnah. How cool are you?
by Dobyyyyyyyy August 7, 2011
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Shit hammock

The act of pooing, but instead of plopping into a toilet it gets cradled in your ass hair and just hangs there like a bat in the cave.
"dude What the fuck is that smell"
"oh bro, i got shit hammock'd today its just tragic."
by Nick penutbutter January 27, 2010
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Tit Hammock

A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.

It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.

There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.

Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
"Jesus-fucking-Christ, mate! Don't look left, there's a heffer wearing a tit hammock".
by Jimbles November 7, 2005
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hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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Hamdong

A pro-verb to describe a state of intoxication and/or anything else you want it to mean
I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.
by Dilldong August 28, 2009
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