greaseball

any fat italian man who wears to much cologne ( usually a cheap brand ) and has dyed hair. He will usually slick it back and use to much gel , therefore he becomes a greasball.

dirty italians go eat some more pasta

by Grease monkey March 23, 2007

greased rat

The particularly great bowel movement that shows no evidence on the toilet paper and no cleaning up whatsoever and makes your day. Slippery and greasy in texture, it does not break half way and comes out in one action.

"You were quick I there!" "Yep, it slipped out like a greased rat"

by Mr Helmet July 13, 2014

Greased

When you give someone a large amount of money to keep their filthy mouth shut OR to get them to do what you want

1. Pauly (paul) D met the Mayor. The Mayor was planning on shutting down our racket but we greased that motherfucker to keep his mouth fucking shut!!

2. " did you grease him"

... "no boss i forgot"

" I always told you to grease these motherfuckers!"

by Philly Steak December 25, 2014

greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.

Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

greased

when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.

ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"

by ezee-e May 6, 2011

Greased

Said of a woman someone has recently had sex with. Where all the sexual juices that are produced are called grease. For example vigina fluid and semen ect.

Kathy got greased.

by Deep blue 2012 June 23, 2010

greasehead

-someone who wears a bit of black
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair

in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.

Saff: "They've shortened greasehead to just grease now because they can't be bothered to say it"
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"

lol

by _Katie_ June 20, 2006