Gwunch

The essence and motivator of something or someone. The more powerful the gwunch of the thing, the stronger they function. Gwunchy actions lead towards success, so up your gwunch!

"Oh man gonna have so much gwunch from this aw yisss wizzad war get dat gwunch booboo"

The gwunch of a tree is photosynthesis
The gwunch of a hammer is to pound
The gwunch of a book is information

by COTUS pep March 24, 2021

chunder gunch

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

by Telephone Repairman November 28, 2007

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

Glinch

A sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the anus region.

"oh fuck, i just got a glinch!"

by I unno, buttsex? August 18, 2008

Gunch

Gamer hunch

damn i'm gunching hard as fuck right now, I need to fix my posture.

by cum bastard July 28, 2021

gunchy

1.(n.)A good ole boy, mainly southern, who knows what to say and what to do on every subject. One who loves drinking Captain Morgan. One who likes dancing with dogs and cooking noodles.

Hey Roger, you know that R.J. is just a Gunchy.

by Drew Wilson February 11, 2006

Gunch

Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".

Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch

by The Gunch August 19, 2020