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Given't

Give not, just a cool way to say give no.
I given't a single fuck about polotics.
by [Jay] February 14, 2021
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givernment

Divisions of state and federal governments that give away money, food, and other resources to those who are unable to attain employment because of governmental inaction, economic downturns, or changing workscapes
The givernment announced today that unemployment benefits will be slashed as the result of hardening economic times despite a steep rise in the number of people actively seeking work.
by JJam in MT May 26, 2021
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givanna

such a beautiful, loving, and caring person. she would do anything for the people she loves. find yourself a givanna. i promise you she will treat you right.
givanna is such an amazing friend
by anonymous May 19, 2022
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Giverny

Giverny aka the pipe slayer. This kind hearted, caring, big booty spicy Mumma is the life and sole of the party. Everyone wants to be friends with Giverny. Woman love her, men want to be her Daddy!
Wow is that Giverny, I bet she can slay the pipe!
by bigdaddyD! November 1, 2022
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Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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fucks were given

When you cared about a person, group or cause that means something emotionally, spiritually or existentially
I joined the Liberal Democrats... Fucks were given...
by sabzwin July 5, 2016
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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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