While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.
I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.
by King Geyser February 20, 2010
Get the Geyser Supriser mug.you or your partner grab a beer bottle(longneck) and inserts it into the anus and pours it in the rectum, holds it in for 30 seconds and afterwards unleashing a geyser on the partners face. You have the option of opening your mouth.
The bachelor party was awesome, it ended with a Budweiser geyser. It was like having beer with pulp!
by chema putz July 2, 2011
Get the Budweiser geyser mug.When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.
Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.
Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.
Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.
by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017
Get the Chocolate geyser mug.While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
by puebner May 24, 2014
Get the The Russian Tennis Geyser mug.1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com
2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang
2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang
Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.
by thefunkySmonkey May 12, 2013
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Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.
Some like to call it "Boonfuckalucka".
Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.
Some like to call it "Boonfuckalucka".
Person 1: What do you want to do?
Person 2: What the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in fucking Geyserville.
Person 1: POST OFFICE BABY!!!!!
Person 2: What the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in fucking Geyserville.
Person 1: POST OFFICE BABY!!!!!
by Porkipine October 20, 2006
Get the Geyserville mug.the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.
Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.
by WHITBY20 January 9, 2011
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