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Dakota Fanning

An American actress who has acted in many alright movies with big stars (Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, Robert Deniro). She's often called a great actress, but she's not that hot. She's mainly used for screaming, screaming, screaming and wide, spooky eye shots. Her skills as an actress are mediocre at best, but screaming and having your eyes pop out in the same movie as Cruise or Washington might pay off. Sadly.
In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed.

In Man on Fire, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed. And cried.

In Hide and Seek, Dakota gave her scary O.O stare. And screamed.
by bethuzeluh August 17, 2009
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Finning

Another word for male masturbation. Inspired by Finn Hudson from the Fox show Glee.
Rachel: Where's Finn?
Puck: Probably out Finning himself again... What a pathetic dude.
by Oh_juice October 12, 2010
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Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes
Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...
by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008
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Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.
Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.
by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009
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dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.
by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 15, 2006
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funniness

Me being weird and agreeing with it is quite the funniness
by VP of the losers April 7, 2011
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funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 2, 2008
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