Mocker Focker

A person who does something that they once fervently mocked you for doing.

Last week:
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?

This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!

by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011

Out of Forder

A response when someone has said something that is out of order. It is best used when the insult originates from a sarcastic person with very little imagination and is a term used to put them down and show how awful and unnecessary their banter is...

"Jon has asked us if we want to go to his for dinner tonight?"

"No thanks, he is gay"

"That's out of Forder"

by Jonny Bullet February 9, 2013

former love pirate

used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affection of others... when they are in a partnership with other.

he is a former love pirate because he has a girlfriend now.

by theperry May 5, 2008

forerunner

The Forerunner are a highly advanced humanoid civilization in Bungie's famous video game series: Halo. They were whiped out to extinction many years before the story, and are considered to be Gods to the Covenant religion. Their technology is many centuries more advanced that humans in the games and books, and has been put into use by the Covenant forces, who don't know its full potential. The Forerunner only came into power after the extinction of the Precursors, who were most likely even more advanced than them.

The Forerunner became extinct after having no other choice but to fire the array (Halo rings) to kill off the flood, also killing them. The topic on why they didn't go to their shield Worlds is still under debate.

The Forerunner were very powerful.

by OnStrikeZ57 April 24, 2008

fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

by 1122 February 5, 2009

Disgruntled Former Employer

A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.

Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."

by Murray Rothbard April 5, 2008