forest grits

The little bits of tree and earth matter that fall into your food or water when you are camping.

I was totally ready to get a drink when that big wind blew all these forest grits into my Nalgene.

by Concierge March 27, 2005

Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

by Knerm September 21, 2016

Canadian Forest

A special kind of gay bar where a gay bear goes to meet fellow gay bears or even cubs and otters.

Charlie ain't ever not in that Canadian Forest. He always down with them cubs

by Muriel F July 6, 2010

Surewood Forest

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.

Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.

by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009

Forest Mix

The act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners anus and licking it out.

I gave that little niglet a forest mix

by fhgul April 29, 2011